Girls vs IRobot

It has been really long working towards programming the "IRobot - create" and finally it worked today. FYI, IRobot is a product from IRobot Corporation, it has a pair of wheels and couple of sensors on it, and the coolest thing about it is that it can be programmed to do various tasks.

As I have been working with it for about 2 months now, I am obsessed with it. My obsession about it has forced me to do a comparative analysis between Girls and IRobot. I do not wish to do this analysis, but my fingers are dancing on the keyboard and involuntarily typing this stuff. Before my fingers procede any further, I would like to apologies to all the good looking girls and confirm that I still like girls and this article is just an exception.

Following are few comparisons between a girl and IRobot.

1. Ask a girl to do something for you, they ask more questions than doing it, but if I program IRobot, it does what so every you ask it to do (provided the task is doable by the device), no questions ever asked. Once the work is done, give more work and it does without grumbling.

2. Talk to a girl, and if your talks are not entertaining enough, they just move away, but keep talking to an IRobot, it stays where it is and listens to everything thing you say, immaterial of even you talk about Dr. Ozturk (My thesis advisor). If you are tired of talking, it will still wait, just in case you would like to share something more.

3. If you are with a girl during lunch hours, you end-up spending double the amount what you generally spend (buy food for her), but IRobot just keeps looking at you enjoying the meal, as if you being satiated, satisfies it too.

4. Once a girl starts to talk, you can't just stop it wherever you wish to, but when it comes to IRobot, you can stop it when you wish to, and it stops without any complains or weird expressions on its LED's.

5. Just by looking at a girls face, it's very difficult to predict what's going in her mind, but just by looking at LED's on IRobot's face can tell you the mode in which it is currently operating.

6. Under favorable conditions, the probability of finding a girl where she promised to be is Zero, but probability of finding an IRobot in lab is One.

7. If you make a girl to wait, even for a fraction of a second, you'll have to face wrath of god, but if you are late (occasionally I just don't turn-up for couple of days) and power on the IRobot, it activates without any issues and smiles with a bright Green LED glow.

8. If you praise some other girl in front of a girl, you are thrown out of the trust circle with immediate effects. But if you compare various models of IRobots in front of an IRobot, it still activates with a bright Green LED glow.

9. If you permanently lose a girl from your life, there is no replacement to the void space created, but if you lose an IRobot, you can get exactly the same device easily (no void space ever created).

10. When you work, no girl sits beside you without interrupting you, but an IRobot will sit next to you forever, without even saying a word and still if you turn it ON, it activates with bright Green LED glow.

11. Spending lot of time on girls can cost you grades, but spending time on IRobot can fetch you an A grade.

12. You may find it difficult to introduce your girl to your friends, but you can introduce IRobot to your friends without any hassle and IRobot will happily roll everywhere.

13. For no apparent reason, there are very high chances that a girl can get upset (you won't ever realize the reason), but IRobot never gets upset even if by mistake or intentionally you step on it.

14. It's like being on a mission when it comes to convincing a girl once they are upset, but if IRobot doesn't work as intended, just erase the flash and reload it, it will be up and running with a bright Green LED glow.

15. If you care about a girl, you will have to play songs of her interest when her being around, whereas you have complete freedom to play your playlist when IRobot is around.

16. Best thing about IRobot is, you can watch football with an IRobot.

I am abruptly terminating this blog here not because I am finished with writing all the analysis result, but simply because I don't intend to eliminate the possibility of finding a girlfriend.

:-)