With people of my age group getting engaged at an ever alarming rate, the race of being first has caught up a significant pace and is no more just residing in hearts, instead it has come open on streets and its face is turning ugly as the day pass. Humanity bleeds and with all the energy left, is trying to accomplish the title first in some or other fields of love life. Contenders are many but the goal is one, some see the goal as close as a slap on the cheek where as some don’t know which goal we are talking about, and for them the goal lies buried deep in the hearts of some kind of mist and clueless they wander everywhere; but the possibility isn’t remote that these clueless people may hit the goal first before anyone of us do. The contenders are not competing against each other, they are competing independently, and everyone has its own personal goal post and probably no one hit’s a goal is others goal post, but the point is who hits the goal first?
One of my colleagues from previous work place will be earning the title of being the first guy amongst us to get engaged; following titles are still open to contend for.
1. Marriage [title has already been taken for the girls category]
One of my colleagues from previous work place will be earning the title of being the first guy amongst us to get engaged; following titles are still open to contend for.
1. Marriage [title has already been taken for the girls category]
2. Getting married last [for people who anyways want to earn the first title. Open in both category]
3. Loosing virginity last [for everyone who are virgin by choice]
4. Getting beaten by wife [probably still open to everyone, girls have been excluded from this]
5. Winning over an argument with wife [Open only for guys]
6. Plucking the first white hair off ones head[proof required to claim it]
7. Becoming a parent [still open for guys and girls, marriage not a criteria]
8. Becoming parent of two kids [for people who couldn’t claim previous title first]
9. Becoming parent of twins [people who couldn’t claim above two titles first]
10. First to adopt sterilization or decide of not having any more kids.
11. Caught watching porn after marriage [girls can participate, guys its mandatory]
12. First to quit “bad habits” (boozing, eve teasing and everything cool)
13. First to lose a tooth naturally, domestic assaults can be considered a natural reason.
The list grows like the snake in a snake game; I am just running out of thoughts at this point of time.
As the stars will align, someone or the other will earn titles from the list above, and it will be fun to know about it. Probably a new list of titles will be announced every time all of my friends reunite in some family gathering probably a picnic, or every time just we friends meet for a beer, leaving the better half and the problems of world outside the bar.
It will be an awesome initiative of making certificates for every act listed/not listed in the list above and award them to the person who earns it.
