F A R T

A friend of mine believes "Farting is a personal disaster", this guy appears to be more experienced than me, in farting.

One of the most disgusting moments in life is to fart, either in public or private. Here are few of the fart scenarios i have gone through.

1. Scenario: Its really cold out and after never ending efforts, you succeed to cover yourself in a warm blanket and as it grows warm inside, silently you fart.

2. Scenario: You approach your professor in his cabin to get your doubts cleared and when he/she gets involved in explaining it to you, silently you fart (don't prove yourself the culprit by looking at his face, just ignore the smell and continue with your work).

3. Scenario: The most beautiful girl approaches you and with a smile on your face, silently you fart and behave as if she farted.

4. Scenario: You are alone in an elevator and as the doors open in front of girls waiting to board into it, you silently fart and move out and while escaping, you hear them yelling "What a pathetic odor".

5. Scenario: You are going with your friends in a car and for some reason everyone is teasing you and suddenly you fart, and now they get a new topic.

6. Scenario: You are in a car with your friends and everyone is silent, suddenly you fart loud and so does your other friend, now you get a company and you both fart proudly in the whole journey and pester others.

7. Scenario: You are in an exam hall with pin drop silence and taking a test, suddenly you fart loud, and when everyone looks at you with suspicion, nicely you push the blame on your neighbor (what a clean escape).

8. Scenario: You have been farting for quite a long time and then you decide to go to restroom. After flushing your "boo boo" you feel that you have given an end to farts for at least today, and when you are washing your hands, suddenly you look at your face in the mirror and fart again.

9. Scenario: You are at a private tuition and you forget to finish your homework, when the tutor is scolding you, you fart, yuppie what a success.

10. Scenario: You are in a crowded train, and you really fart bad, now you have an upper hand, as no one in the world could ever figure out who farted, so keep farting.

11. Scenario: You step upon the podium to congratulate a newly wed couple, and while waiting for the picture to be taken, you silently fart (wish you get that picture, it will be fun to see others expression).

12. Scenario: You hate a girl, and suddenly she farts when you are around, yuk i don't have words to express my anger.

13. Scenario: A very pretty girl farts and you think she'll look at you innocently hoping you don't mind and then you'll look at her pretending you didn't smell anything and eventually you'll become best friends and after couple of days you both will fall in love, dude wake up it has been about 1/2 hour she farted and she didn't even bother about you.