A. Q. - Andaaz apna apna Quotient

Hi guys,

you might have heard of EQ, IQ and many other Q's, but here comes the baap (father) of all Q's, the AQ (Andaaz apna apna Quotient).

Andaaz apna apna is one of the most hillarious Bollywood movie ever made, it was definitely ahead of its time and has become a reference scale to rate other comedy movies.

It's expected by every Bollywood movie watcher to watch this movie (Its kind of the compulsary subject of your hindi films) and hence its important to test one's AQ.

Following are few of the questions which test your AQ. Each correct answer fetches you 1 mark.

1. Who was watching the hotel owner when Amir Khan was pleading for a hotel room?
Ans: His god was watching him (aap ke bhagwan aap ko dekh rahe hain).

2. What was the charge put on Amir ans Salman when they were taken to police station?
Ans: Fight in public

3. Whose phone call interferes when Amir and Salman were conversing with the police inspector?
Ans: The police commissioner (Commissioner hoga tu apne ghar ka).

4. What was the profession of Amir's dad?
Ans: He was a hair dresser.

5. Why was Amir named tilu?
Ans: Coz they found him on the tila (small hill)

6. What were the names of Amir and Salman in the movie?
Ans: Amir - Amar and Salman - Prem.

7. Who was Bogambo's bhatija?
Ans: Mr. Gogo.

8. What Mr. Gogo takes, every time he visits?
Ans: "something" (Gogo naam hai mera, aaya hoon to kutch (something) le ke jaaunga)

9. What is the dialogue used by Amir to impress Gogo(If you answer this correct you score 5 points)?
Ans: Aap mahaan hai,
Shaktimaan hai,
Buddhimaan hai,
Keertimaan hai,
Gyani hai,
Daani hai,
Antaryaami hai,
Balki… balki main to yeh kahoonga ki aap purush hi nahi,
Mahapurush hai… mahapurush!

10. Whose mama's gun did Robert get for Teja?
Ans: Vaskodagama's gun. (Teja: Kis ke mama ki gun hai? Robert: Vaskodagama ki gun hai)

11. Who gave loan to Teja and what was the amount?
Ans: Bogambo gave Rs. 500,000 as a loan to Teja and Gogo was trying to get it back.

12. On which side of Teja's face was the mark?
Ans: Right cheek.

13. Which sports were Amar and Robert champions in?
Ans: Amar - Football, Robert - Shortput (gola phek).

14. What according to the two nawabs, did Raveena used to call them in her childhood days?
Ans: "Maamu jaan" and "Chote maamu".

15. Which game Gogo wanted to play with everyone's eyes?
Ans: Gotiyaan.

16. How many bullets were there in Gogo's revolver?
Ans: One. (Thaki Thiki Thaki Thiki Thak.... Es Revolver Mein Ek Hi Goli Thi !)

17. How much time did Raveen's dad schedule for speaking to Amar and Prem?
Ans: 6 mins.

18. What would Teja use all the diamonds for?
Ans: To open his own poultry farm and a bakery.

19. How many hens will Teja have on his poultry farm once he gets all the diamonds, and how many eggs will they give?
Ans: "Usman caroron (1 billion) murgiyaan (hens) hongi aur wo arbon (100 billion) ande (eggs) dengi".

20. Which drink was served to everyone on Roberts birthday and what was its colour?
Ans: Sharbate jannat, and was red in color.

21. What was the amount of money demanded by Teja to free Raveena's uncle, and how much did Amar prem manage to get?
Ans: Rs. 50,00,000 was demanded and they managed to get Rs. 8,535 and 29 paise.

22. When Amar and Prem got all the money in a "thailli" (small pouch), Teja asked "ye Thailli mein Pachaas Lakh lekar aaye hain?". What according to Robert they might have got in bag?
Ans: 50 cheques of Rs. 1,00,000 each ("Sir, Lakh Lakh ke Pachaas Cheque hoyenge sir!")

23. For which football team did Amar play for?
Ans: Mohan Bagan.

24. To whom did Prem sell his dad's house and what was that persons profession?
Ans: His name was Liyakat Ali, he was a butcher.

25. To whom did Amar sell his dad’s house to?
Ans: Shankar seth.

26. Which business did the new owner of Amar's dad's saloon plan to start in the shop?
Ans: Business of selling bangles.

27. Where had Raam establish his business when Teja was in jail?
Ans: In London.

28. Which actor and actress have the special appearance in the movie?
Ans: Juhi and Govinda

29. What was the name of barber working in Amar’s saloon?
Ans: Babulaal.

30. What was the name of Amar’s dad’s saloon?
Ans: Janta saloon.

31. When was Prem’s dad happy for the last time?
Ans: When he became a father.

32. How much was the loan of Prem’s dad on lala?
Ans: Rs 500, which Prem gives to the photo studio owner.

33. With which studio was Prem associated with?
Ans: Wah wah studio, managed by mahmood.

34. What were the names of bollywood personalities uttered by Mahmood, who were planning to do a movie with Prem?
Ans: Amitab, Subhas Ghai, Madhuri, and Juhi.

35. What according to Mehmood, was the name of Subhas ghai’s new movie for which he wanted to sign Prem as a hero?
Ans: Draculla ki mohabatt.

36. Which brand of rocket did Amar’s dad gift him for Diwali when Amar was a child.
Ans: Ram bharose rocket.

37. What was Bhalla’s actual name?
Ans: Vinod (Mera naam Vinod hai, lekin saari duniya mujhey Bhalla ke naam se jaanti hai).

38. What was the name of lodge where Amar and Prem stayed?
Ans: Nivaran Lodge.

39. Where did Raveena live?
Ans: Ooty.

40. What was name of the lodge owner?
Ans: Shewaram ji.

41. At what time the water for bathing available in the lodge?
Ans: Only between 2 to 3 am.

42. In the Kumbh mela, who left whose hands?
Ans: Amar left Prem’s hand.

43. What was the name of the person who was started his journey with Amar and Prem for Raveena?
Ans: Anand.

44. What was Raveena’s nickname by which the two nawab’s used to call her?
Ans: Lajo rani.

45. What according to Dr. Prem, was required to restore Amar’s memory back?
Ans: Dawa, Dua and Danda (Mareez ko dawa, dua aur dando ki sakth zaroorat hai).

46. How much time was left when Bhalla and Robert started reverse counting for the bomb to explde?
Ans: 10 secs.

47. How did Amir prove about being cured?
Ans: By revealing his football tactics used during Mohan Bagan football match.

48. What was the menu decided by Dr. Prem for Amar?
Ans: kaali mirch ke laddu, karele ka soup, mirch ka salad, and adrak ka haluwa.

49. Which city did Prem belong to?
Ans: Bhopal (“Kataoon kya ticket bhopal ki?”).

50. Where is the annual mera organized every year (when Amar disguises as a charioteer and takes Raveena to this particular mela)
Ans: Mayaavi teela.

51. Prem ke gum ka saathi kon tha?
Ans: Rum (Amar says this when he goes on a date with Raveena)

52. At what time does Raam bajaj starts reading newspaper?
Ans: 7 am.

53. Where did Teja ask Amar and Prem to get all the money?
Ans: At the “Purane tekri waale ganga mandir par”.

54. What was the car’s license plate no. which Amar and Prem follow to find Teja’s headquarter?
Ans: MGM 1232

55. How much wealth did Ram bajab had?
Ans: Worth Rs 30 crore.

56. What was the name of Bank from which Teja picked all the diamonds?
Ans: Janta co. operative bank.

57. What was the color of the pouch which had the fake diamonds?
Ans: Red.

58. How many goals did Amar score for Mohan bagan team?
Ans: 6 goals.

59. What was Anand’s token number for an appointment with Raveena?
Ans: 717.

60. How many songs are there in this movie, and which are they?
Ans: there were 4 hit songs in this film
1. "Do Mastane Chale Zindagi Banane"
2. "Dil Karta Hai Tere Paas Aaoon"
3. "Ye Raat Aur Ye Doori"
4. "Ailo Ji Sanam Hum Aa Gaye"

61. In which year was this film released and how did it perform at the box office?
Ans: Film was released on April 11, 1994, and performed poorly at the box office. But later in year 1995 it was nominated for Filmfare awards in four catagories namely Best film, best Director, best Actor, and best comedian but i don't think it one any.