Babe Rating Scale

Just few month back we (friends at NESS Tech - Mumbai) celebrated the invention of Babe Rating Scale. After long discussions and lots of coffee we came to a conclusion which we think is a giant leap in the history of mankind because we defined the scale for rating babes.

This Scale is based on the observations of general people, i.e if you think, what we thought is wrong, then go and hide yourself because US military is searching for Aliens.

We observed that the difference between babes scoring 9/10 and 10/10 is not as significant as the difference between girls scoring 5/10 and 6/10. Infact we observed that, if few attributes of the babes scoring 9/10 is some how changed, they will score 10/10. Hence the babe rating scale cannot be a linear scale instead its has to be a logarithmic scale, where the difference between scales diminish as they progress from 1 through 10.

We got an opportunity to work with a hot lady, and the code word to reference her was "Babe Aunty", but soon we realized that its a very obvious nickname and anyone can figure out about whom we are speaking (She was the only Babe Aunty in the office worth discussing about) so we renamed her "BA" - (Babe Aunty). She was so irresistibly hot that we unanimously agreed upon making "BA" as the SI unit for rating babes. I.e. if a girl scores 7/10, then she would be 7 BA units hot or simply 7BA.

This scale is scalable too, what we mean by scalability is that this scale can have some offset. For example if you land up in a place where there are no girls who can be rated more than 7/10 on standard scale then you can give a offset of +3 to the scale and consider the girl with 7/10 rating to be now scoring 10/10 (This is a special feature for surviving in harsh conditions where there may be no babes at all. By scaling this scale one can live with pseudo satisfaction of being surrounded by babes) . I found this feature very useful because when i came to US, even the most simple looking girls will score 10/10 in India, hence i had to offset this scale by -6, i.e a babe scoring 7/10 in India will actually score 1/10 in US.




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